This is my best recollection of the exchange I had with Madisyn (my daughter's older sister - she's 8) on our way to a birthday party last night. It passes the time, and had my daughter laughing the hardest I've ever seen. Evil humor must run in the family.
Madisyn: Wanna hear a joke?
Chris: Sure.
M: Knock Knock!
C: Knock Knock, who?
M: No! You were supposed to say, "who's there!"
C: HA! that WAS a good joke, Madisyn!
M: THAT WASN'T THE JOKE.
C: Are you sure?
M: YES.
C: If you say so. Try it again.
M: OK, but this time when I say "knock knock", you say "who's there".
C: OK, but this time when I say knock knock, you say who's there, who?
M: CHRIS!
C: Sorry, I don't get it.
M:GRRRR.
M: KNOCK. KNOCK.
C: Who's there?
M: BANANA.
C: HELP! THERE'S A TALKING BANANA TRYING TO GET INTO MY HOUSE! SAVE YOURSELVES!
M: AAAAGH! You're not SUPPOSED to be scared of the banana!
C: You should have told me. If you think about it, that kinda makes it your fault this joke got all messed up.
M: Knock Knock!
C: Who's there?
M: Banana.
C: Hi, Banana! Come one in - the door's unlocked!
M: I am going to kill you.
C: I thought you said I wasn't supposed to be scared of the Banana, Madisyn.
M: Please stop.
C: Okay. Sorry.
M: You promise?
C: Sure.
M: Knock Knock!
C: Who's there?
M: Banana.
C: Banana who?
M: Knock Knock!
C: Who's there?
M: Banana.
C: Banana who?
M: Knock Knock!
C: Who's there?
M: Orange.
C: Hey Orange, if you see Banana out there, tell him I'm gonna kick his ass for knocking on my damn door over and over!
M: CHRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!
C: Oh, look... we're here! Good joke, Madisyn.
1 comment:
This is great! Had no idea you had a blog - Great honest title by the way :)
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