Sunday, January 09, 2011

So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish!

With a heavy heart I am turning off the lights at ChrisHatesFreedom in order to concentrate all content under the EvilChristopher banner. Not that anyone's actually reading this in light of my lack of publishing content for some time. Hopefully, having less plates to spin will help me make myself devote more time on the few that remain.

For all new content (and a compendium of past idiocy), please go to evilchristopher.com

Sunday, May 09, 2010

A Love Song for the Rest of Us

Yes, I know I don't have a music career in front of me - just shut up and laugh at the damn song. You all know you've been there.


Lyrics:
It’s so hard, to get the nerve
To say how much I care
I can tell you feel the same
But you’re too afraid to share

so now I’ll Take this leap of faith and say,
My heart is in your hands
And I love you, do you love me too?
What the f**king hell, did you say you just want to be friends?!?

Yeah, that’s fine… friends for sure
I’ll even be your best
Go have fun, enjoy your date!
But should you wear that short a dress?

And we’ll enjoy a lasting bond without
All that pesky sex
And, oh, we’ll fly on unicorns next -
You must be on the pipe if you think I just want to be friends

Saturday, February 20, 2010

New design underway.

Like I'm getting any traffic at the moment anyways. But still.

Friday, October 23, 2009

In response to the CT GOP twitter fiasco...

Earlier this week, CT democrats protested to twitter when they discovered that state GOP operatives have created accounts to impersonate and mock them. In addition to this juvenile behavior, they have also created websites using their opponents' names in what must clearly be a race to the bottom of the mud pit. When asked about the twitter accounts being suspended by the company after democratic protests, CT GOP chairman Chris Healy called the Democrats in question out as whiners who wish they had thought of it first, and complained that his free speech rights were being curtailed. In an effort to exercise MY free speech rights and raise the political discourse to the new Chris Healy standard, I've registered the website http://www.chrishealy.info/ healeyblog My hope is that, through enough people spreading the word and linking from their sites, we can raise this site to the level of being the top google link for the phrase Chris Healy, Connecticut GOP Chair, and send a message to the republicans that the left is not to be trifled with on social media.
Update: that was me in the comment thread on CT Confidential.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Helping out the GOP brand redesign

This week the republican part released their new website, GOP.com . Their design is as follows:


If you refresh the page, you get greeted with new faces where the 'O' in 'GOP' should be. And there's all sorts of minorities in there - because the GOP is all about inclusion. I figured I should make some more appropriate images for them to throw in the rotation - free of charge, because that's how I roll.













Sunday, May 24, 2009

Driving the children insane.

This is my best recollection of the exchange I had with Madisyn (my daughter's older sister - she's 8) on our way to a birthday party last night. It passes the time, and had my daughter laughing the hardest I've ever seen. Evil humor must run in the family.

Madisyn: Wanna hear a joke?

Chris: Sure.

M: Knock Knock!

C: Knock Knock, who?

M: No! You were supposed to say, "who's there!"

C: HA! that WAS a good joke, Madisyn!

M: THAT WASN'T THE JOKE.

C: Are you sure?

M: YES.

C: If you say so. Try it again.

M: OK, but this time when I say "knock knock", you say "who's there".

C: OK, but this time when I say knock knock, you say who's there, who?

M: CHRIS!

C: Sorry, I don't get it.

M:GRRRR.

M: KNOCK. KNOCK.

C: Who's there?

M: BANANA.

C: HELP! THERE'S A TALKING BANANA TRYING TO GET INTO MY HOUSE! SAVE YOURSELVES!

M: AAAAGH! You're not SUPPOSED to be scared of the banana!

C: You should have told me. If you think about it, that kinda makes it your fault this joke got all messed up.

M: Knock Knock!

C: Who's there?

M: Banana.

C: Hi, Banana! Come one in - the door's unlocked!

M: I am going to kill you.

C: I thought you said I wasn't supposed to be scared of the Banana, Madisyn.

M: Please stop.

C: Okay. Sorry.

M: You promise?

C: Sure.

M: Knock Knock!

C: Who's there?

M: Banana.

C: Banana who?

M: Knock Knock!

C: Who's there?

M: Banana.

C: Banana who?

M: Knock Knock!

C: Who's there?

M: Orange.

C: Hey Orange, if you see Banana out there, tell him I'm gonna kick his ass for knocking on my damn door over and over!

M: CHRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!

C: Oh, look... we're here! Good joke, Madisyn.