It’s so hard, to get the nerve
To say how much I care
I can tell you feel the same
But you’re too afraid to share
so now I’ll Take this leap of faith and say,
My heart is in your hands
And I love you, do you love me too?
What the f**king hell, did you say you just want to be friends?!?
Yeah, that’s fine… friends for sure
I’ll even be your best
Go have fun, enjoy your date!
But should you wear that short a dress?
And we’ll enjoy a lasting bond without
All that pesky sex
And, oh, we’ll fly on unicorns next -
You must be on the pipe if you think I just want to be friends