Movie Trailer parodies

Ten Things I Hate About Commandments
Moses and crew get an 80's Teen Remix


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Shining
A Heartwarming tale of a writer, a boy, and a motel...

Profiles in Cheese: Showdown

Showdown:
1993, starring Billy Blanks
Yes, that's the Billy Blanks of Tae-bo fame. Combine that with an unapologetic Karate-Kid rip-off plotline, cliche characters and laughably bad dialogue, and you have acheived a perfect storm of cheesiness.
The movie starts with a (seriously) 5-minute long segment of bad music-driven titles and doesn't let up from there. This movie contains:

• Cop's fall from grace over guilt from an accidental self-defense killing
• New kid at California High School has trouble "Learning the Ropes"
• New kid falls for nice, pretty girl
• Girl has a controlling ass of a boyfriend
• He just happens to be a Karate warrior, too - a baaad one
• New Kid totally gets is ass kicked
• Cop, now the High School janitor, trains new kid in Karate
• An unexpected friendship blossoms
• After only 2 weeks of training, new kid can beat the asshole boyfriend who has had years of intense training
• Nice girl gets with new kid. How nice can she be if she goes for the biggest asskicker?

Cheese Level: Havarti